What an ass! +Typical Nigerians + Vocabulary

Hey everyone, my blogging has been scanty in the last week or so...I know...it's work!

But I'll make it up to u guys! Will bring u the latest gossip in Naija...soon!

Meanwhile, Someone tell me that ass ain't for real...it can't be, right?


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Widen your vocabulary

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"ClassiC DefinitionS & CooL MeaningS"

1. Cigarette -

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

2. Love Affairs -

Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.

3. Marriage -

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's.

4. Lecture -

An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

5. Conference -

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

6. Compromise -

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he got the biggest piece.

7. Tears -

The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power .

8. Dictionary -

A place where divorce comes before marriage.

9. Ecstasy -

A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

10. Classic -

A book which people praise, but do not read.

11. Smile -

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

12. Office -

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

13. Yawn -

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

14. Etc. -

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

15. Committee -

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

16. Experience -

The name men give to their mistakes.

17. Atom Bomb -

An invention to end all inventions.

18. Philosopher -

A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

19. Diplomat -

A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

20. Opportunist -

A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

21. Optimist -

A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

22. Pessimist -

A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY .

23. Miser -

A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

24. Father -

A banker provided by nature.

25. Criminal -

A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

26. Boss -

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

27. Politician -

One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

28. Doctor -

A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

29. Computer Engineer -

One who gets paid for reading such mails......!

Hope everything is going well with you? Thank God!

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