Law unto the Universe

I don’t know how true this is but I like the sound of it...LAW OF QUEUE:If you change queues, the one you have leftwill start to moving faster than the one you go to.LAW OF TELEPHONE:When you dial a wrong number, it is never engaged.LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:After your hands become coatedwith grease, your nose will begin to itch.LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:Any tool, when dropped, will roll tothe least