Ali Baba's blog + Diamond covered Mercedes Benz

Promised y'all Naija Ent. gist today, but didn't have time to buy the mags. Will try and do so tomorrow.

Meanwhile, I'd like to dedicate this entire post to the King of Nigeria comedy, Ali Baba, who just started his very own blog! I'm a huge fan so I'm thrilled to have a place where I can read his thoughts.

Find his blog here...http://alleybee.blog.com/

Diamond Covered Mercedes

Speaking of comedians, check out another one. Is this funny, intriguing, crazy? The car costs $4.8 mil. And if you want to touch it, you have to pay $1, 000. The car belongs to Prince Alwaheed of Saudi Arabia

Check it out...

Wonder shall never end. This man don kolo o...lol. What does he want to do with a car with diamonds all around it? Can he even drive it on the road? Almost 5mil for a car?

God, give money to those who need it...Amen!

Wetin money go cause...lol!

Joke

Never tease an old woman
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney:Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady:There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:Did you know him?

Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney:What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney:Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady:No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney:Why not?

Little Old Lady:It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney:What happened next?Little Old Lady:He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney:Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady:No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady:His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady:Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him,'Take me, young man. Take me now!'

Defense Attorney:Did he take you?

Little Old Lady:Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.

LOL

Welcome to blogsville Ali Baba

Kisses everyone!